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About me


Welcome to my page, you lucky deviant *****…

I am a sophisticated Mistress with a perfect grasp of English; educated, intelligent and totally dominantly deviant! I love getting into your head and under your skin, drawing out your wildest fantasies and bringing them to life. Have you been searching for something over and over again but still not sure what it rarely is?
Share you fetishes and innermost desires with someone who genuinely listens and understands just how you need to be treated. I really, really love getting deep into someone’s mind and helping them become all they can be, in service to Me.

No subject matter is too taboo for me to talk about, but have a look around my page, read my interests and step into my parlour…

Practical matters
~ I do have sound in PVT and may choose to use it.
~ Read the interests before coming to chat.
~ If you have a complicated scenario or a fetish to discuss, then respectfully ask if I am free to come in to PVT to talk it thru. It means we can talk honestly, bluntly and privately.
~ If we are in PVT, you have my sole and full attention – I do not run multiple session windows and think such practice is unprofessional.

Lastly remember, I am a professional, confidentiality and discretion is assured, limits are respected. If you are new to all this then don't worry, nervous clients and first timers are always welcome. !) I am bisexual and enjoy playing with both males and females. Finally, if you are experienced then… prepare to have your boundaries pushed as I am 100% pure, refined, domination with an extra twist of sadistic deviance on top!


My Fetishes


I love many things… mostly though I love to see someone become slowly more and more deviant, released from the boring controls of normal society, free to be who they *really* are!

However things I enjoy in sessions includes…
Adult Babies
Anal play
Aromas
Asphyxiation and breath play
Butt plug training
CBT – Cock and Ball torture
Corporal Punishment: caning, belt, slipper, spanking, etc
Cross-dressing and forced feminisation
Bondage
Blackmail (see the extra tab, little *****)
Chastity training
Depilation
Dildo play
Discipline
Edging
Figging
Foot worship
Forced exhibitionism
Forced masturbation
Forced orgasms (and denial, spoiled etc)
Humiliation play
Hard sports
Nipple torture/play
Pimping
Puppy play
Role-playing
Remote training
Sensation play
Sissification
Small penis humiliation
Smoking Fetishes (forced, ash tray etc)
Water Sports
Wax play
Forced Weight loss
Worn panty sniffing (if you are good you may be able to buy mine…)
…and many, many more… feel free to respectfully ask for a pvt to disclose your fetishes and desires here with someone who understands the needs of perverts if you are unsure if we are compatible. I therefore welcome your fantasies, the more detailed the better as I understand that for some people the little details can be key to the experience. It is very important that you are open and honest with what you enjoy and what you like. My interests, above, are by no means exhaustive, so if you have a question please ask.
– with all of the above, be warned I have a wicked imagination



Role-plays


I enjoy role-playing, and can build a role around something we both like – just remember though who’s in charge! Below are some of the more popular requests:

The Office boss
You've fallen behind in your work and your performance is not up to scratch. I call you into my office and if you want to keep your job you will do exactly what I say..

The Headmistress
In to my study now boy and drop your trousers. You are so much trouble for trying to sneak a peek under my skirt that you are going to be punished!

Pimped Slut
You are my slut and I am going to pimp you out to be used by all my friends; but first I want to see that you have learnt how to perform as a true slut – expect me to test all your skills!

Don’t see what you like here.. then come and discuss it with me..



Blackmail/Financial Domination



Blackmail - How much control you give me with this is up to you, but be warned, once I have it there’s no going back.

Well, I consider myself strict and merciless at times but I am fair, I have no interest in destroying people, taking everything and leaving you pathetic weak and with not a penny to your name isn't my style, though I would say the only reason for this is that I like to draw things out! Besides "you can milk a cow a thousand times but only take it to slaughter the once" That’s right *****s, your the cows and I want to milk you dry (literally if you are very lucky)!

So what might it involve?

Pure Blackmail
I will ask for a compromising picture normally and then for 2 or 3 names and details of either family, partners or friends, someone that you really wouldn’t want those pictures sent to; and perhaps a few other details too… We will then agree beforehand the terms and the amounts and I will not exceed those unless we both agree to a change. If you don't adhere to the terms then there will be some form of warning, not the pictures but a mail or two that might have some strange questions put in your direction! Do it again and you I won't hesitate to send them. Don't test my resolve on this *****.

Task Based Blackmail
This is as above but with the added challenge of monthly tasks.. fail in them and you pay a forfeit (rates agreed between us in advance); refuse altogether and those compromising pictures Will be sent….

Extreme Blackmail
For the really brave (and stupid?) I also offer no limits blackmail, want to be owned for life by a sexy merciless Mistress, do as I say or you'll regret it and once you are trapped in my web there is no going out, there are no limits except my own imagination and sadistic intentions, I'll take any amount I please and you'll thank me for it.

For all blackmail you will webcam with me, booked through the awork system where we will discuss the terms. Whatever amount is agreed can be paid through paypal.

Finally.. I always agree a timescale for the blackmail to end (*not for extreme, but then that is where I own you pure and simple) and a buy-back option (for a price) where you can decide to a call it quits and the photos are destroyed straight away.



Financial Domination


Financial Domination - You will be my wallet piggy and help towards Mistress’s monthly bills and life-style 

I know many of you have a deep yearning desire to serve a superior, intelligent woman in every way, and sharing yourself with me financially warrants my attention if only briefly (though that depends on the depths of your generosity!)

As my financial ***** you will be my walking wallet, pay piggy and money bitch, in return you will have my special favour  So what are you waiting for pay-piggy set-up that pay-pal payment now.

*I travel extensively, when I travel to cities where my pay-piggies are based then they get special treatment (as well as get to take me out for cocktails lol).



Remote training and off-line tasks



I offer a range of off-line training tasks – can you complete Mistress’s training school? Email me for further details.

I also offer a remote chastity and release scheme. Note that you will need a chastity device and some security plastic padlocks (later on we can see how you do with a real key.. worn around my neck several hundred miles away!)

Good boys that listen to Mommy and don't complain hehehe

....Seems like this is quite a tricky question !! :))

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Latex, Leather, Masks, Role Playing, Discipline, Domination, Handcuffs, High Heels